{"body":[{"id":"29244951539885077","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"在浩泰酒店的包房內(nèi),，老吳和幾個(gè)故交剛喝完酒、有的喝趴下了,，有的還挑著盤里的菜吃,。老吳靠著沙發(fā)睡著了。朋友們有些氣憤,，因?yàn)槔蠀且呀?jīng)把飯錢給交了,。但是沒有告訴他們。他們也都有事情呢,，而老吳睡得正沉,。"},{"id":"29244965750535187","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"老吳，醒醒,，醒醒……"},{"id":"29244977294694377","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳支支吾吾回應(yīng)著,，根本聽不到他在說什么"},{"id":"29244995281922528","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"哎呀，這老吳,，喝這么多干啥子?。★堝X結(jié)了也不告訴我們,！"},{"id":"29245004426564854","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"老吳興許是想起了他那崢嶸的歲月傷感了吧,，哈哈……"},{"id":"29245027497751213","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"眾友搖晃著老吳，無論怎么搖都搖不醒,，可是可別誤會,，他還沒有死呢。"},{"id":"29245038255403437","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"兄弟們吶,！時(shí)候不早了,，你們趕快回去吧！"},{"id":"29245043339378930","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"我們回去了,，那你怎么辦呢,？"},{"id":"29245053019096416","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"嘿，伙計(jì)們,，你們先回去吧,，我送送老吳。"},{"id":"29245065905278960","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哎呀,，不用,，不用,，你們?nèi)甲撸∥腋覂鹤哟蜻^電話了,，他一會兒就會來接我,。你們趕緊回去吧，別晚了,，老婆子會罵你們的,！"},{"id":"29245079867657189","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"嗨呀，這老吳,，做事都不說一聲的,，真是！走走走,，咱們走,！"},{"id":"29245127101445917","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"朋友的話剛一落地，這些人就走個(gè)干凈,，擱誰誰不來氣呢,！這個(gè)老吳把飯錢付了，還把這些老東西都給喝得暈七倒八的,，還提前給自己兒子打了電話,。可是,，他沒有想到接下來所發(fā)生的事,，，起初他還為自己的把戲而慶幸呢,！因?yàn)樗軔勖孀樱呐笥褌兒退粯右孀?，所以他們中誰搶著付了錢都會覺得像拿獎(jiǎng)一樣"},{"id":"29245156614588912","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"唉,？臥槽！這是怎么一回事,？我怎么能看見我自己躺在沙發(fā)上的全景?喂,！喂！"},{"id":"29245167639937202","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"可別誤會,，老吳不是在打電話,，他是在試圖叫醒睡眠中的自己，也就是說他的靈魂出竅了,！多么神奇,！"},{"id":"29245180793606405","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊,？我想要喊出聲,！可是,，為什么都是心理活動(dòng)呢？"},{"id":"29245187236761769","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳的聲音只有他自己可以知道,。"},{"id":"29245197958860176","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳死了,，他的靈魂正在一步步地走向他的身體。"},{"id":"29245216751248857","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"盯了這么久,，他,，哦，不,，我的肚子怎么動(dòng)也不動(dòng),！莫非我練過什么氣功？可是我沒有這個(gè)讓肚子憋氣這么久還不動(dòng)的能力喲,！"},{"id":"29245232053863047","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳伸出手指湊向他的鼻子,，這么一摸，嚇得他手直哆嗦"},{"id":"29245239554409348","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嗚嗚嗚嗚,，嗚嗚嗚,，嗚嗚，嗚,，嗚嗚,，嗚嗚嗚，嗚嗚嗚嗚……"},{"id":"29245263985099374","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳傷心地哭了,，他從來沒有這樣的經(jīng)歷,，在他的記憶里，這樣的時(shí)候就代表著一個(gè)人沒了,，那年他的母親亡了的時(shí)候,，他就是這么感覺的啊。"},{"id":"29256923753401307","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我死了,，我死了,，我怎么就死了呢？我可才六十歲呢,！距離中國人的平均壽命還有十幾歲呢,！真是太令人傷心了，這種傷心就好像是一把火一樣,，燃燒著整個(gè)沙漠,。嗚嗚嗚嗚……不過，根據(jù)我的思考,，我轉(zhuǎn)頭一想啊,，其實(shí)平均代表的是一種綜合的數(shù)字，我雖然沒有達(dá)到平均,，但是不能說我就是不合理的,，我的死合適,！"},{"id":"29256939339705201","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳走到了他的身體旁邊坐下，就像是一對雙胞胎一樣,，可是沒一會兒,，他就開心起來了"},{"id":"29256942277153432","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊,！"},{"id":"29256953568253233","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳一下跳了起來,，這次他跳了五米高，可能靈魂真的比較輕吧,，哈哈哈,，這個(gè)倒不管，老吳他異常興奮,。"},{"id":"29256961622885124","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊……我現(xiàn)在是魂靈,！那么……"},{"id":"29256965363756831","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"他想到了什么？"},{"id":"29256985514506203","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"天堂,！天堂,！天堂！啊,，天堂,，天堂！一定有天堂,！老李還說什么沒有鬼神,，哼！他又沒有死過,，他怎么會知道呢,？沒有調(diào)查就沒有發(fā)言權(quán)！"},{"id":"29256995179113418","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳興奮地翩翩起舞,，跳了一出出名的小狗吃屎舞,。"},{"id":"29257008048276591","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"過了一會兒，老吳舒服地躺在身體旁邊,，幸福而又充滿期待地閉著眼睛等待美好的一切到來。"},{"id":"29257012343646763","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我就等著去享福去咯,！"},{"id":"29257088048640322","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"正當(dāng)此時(shí),，穿著黑白衣服的黑白無常，一蹦一跳地來到他的后面,，兩個(gè)鬼伸手掐住了老吳的雙臂,，老吳隨即從地面飄升了起來。"},{"id":"29257136622065952","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊,，一定是天使來接我了,，哈哈哈哈……我要去當(dāng)神仙去咯,，可是我有恐高癥，一會兒飛到天上會不會吐呀,，到時(shí)候嘔吐物正好砸到一個(gè)渴望天上掉餡餅并張著嘴巴等待的人,，那該多么不好啊。就算沒有砸到行人,，砸到花花草草也是不好的,。畢竟“小草是你媽，請勿踐踏她,！”這種標(biāo)語的震懾力是可以的,！"},{"id":"29257165900203597","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"閉眼不就行了！像是鴕鳥把頭鉆進(jìn)沙子里就可以避免太陽的暴曬,！很多事情是因?yàn)槲覀兡軌蚩匆姴拍敲赐纯嗟?，你看不見就意識不到高度的！"},{"id":"29257196218664569","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常善良地提醒著,，雖說黑無常是來索命的,，但是不得不說啊，這只是人家的職業(yè),，不能說人家多么壞蛋的,！古人也是智慧，一個(gè)人的死,，黑天白天都很無常,，所謂黑無常與白無常，生命是如此神秘,。"},{"id":"29257207241585146","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無常善良地提醒著,，雖說黑無常是來索命的，但是不得不說啊,，這只是人家的職業(yè),，不能說人家多么壞蛋的！古人也是智慧,，一個(gè)人的死,，黑天白天都很無常，所謂黑無常與白無常,，生命是如此神秘,。"},{"id":"29257216083801088","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊，對呀對呀,。"},{"id":"29257233265338512","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說著,，老吳幸福地閉著眼睛"},{"id":"29257249925833753","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑白無常帶著“幸福”的老吳飛過窗口,，飛過城市,，來到了泰龍墓地,。"},{"id":"29257268163616688","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"過了一會兒，他們平穩(wěn)落地,，一邊是黑白無常拿著鐵鍬在挖地,，另一邊是老吳幸福地不敢睜開眼睛。"},{"id":"29257300898370206","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊,，落地了,，哦，不對不對,，是上天了,。上帝會跟我說些什么呢？會讓我當(dāng)個(gè)啥官呢,？我寫了一輩子的字,，讓我給他當(dāng)個(gè)秘書總是可以的吧？或者我可以給他寫傳記,，他肯定喜歡我把他的形象給寫地超級好,，就像一個(gè)圣人一樣，不,，要超過圣人,。"},{"id":"29257305999125869","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳捂著臉笑著，開心極了,。"},{"id":"29257319438528930","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"而他不知道的是,，黑白無常在另外一邊已經(jīng)掘地三尺了！"},{"id":"29257329086046242","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"上帝啊,，上帝,！那我要睜眼咯，我睜咯,！"},{"id":"29257335008768227","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳猛地將手從臉上拿開"},{"id":"29257336334304758","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哈,！"},{"id":"29257341166434646","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"然而眼前的一切讓老吳目瞪口呆"},{"id":"29257348683215484","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊,？這不是泰龍墓地嘛,，我怎么會來到這里呢？"},{"id":"29257355679754857","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳還以為以上所發(fā)生的事情全是夢"},{"id":"29257381182417660","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"他東瞅瞅,，西看看,，看見了黑白無常在挖地呢。由于黑白無常挖地挖地渾身是汗,，這時(shí)光著膀子拼命地干呢！"},{"id":"29257386283227839","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳大喝一聲,！"},{"id":"29257396199166704","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嗨,！那倆大小伙子,，你們干嘛的？大白天挖人家的墳??！"}],"sentencecount":52}