{"body":[{"id":"29304381272807337","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳來到了暗道里，他迷了路哦"},{"id":"29304391206870958","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"有沒有人??！借我個手電筒好嗎,？蠟燭也行啊,？……有沒有人?。　袥]有人……"},{"id":"29304397365313813","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳害怕極了,，說話都很哆嗦,。"},{"id":"29304411879856683","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"29304419380669460","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"這一聲奇詭的笑聲，讓老吳感覺不寒而栗??！"},{"id":"29304425841093928","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"誰啊，誰在笑,，是誰,？快給我出來,！哼！"},{"id":"29304443543377032","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"哈哈哈,，我是野鬼啊,，唉？你怎么是個男的??！還是個老頭子，你要是個年輕貌美的女鬼就好了,，啊,，我現(xiàn)在很孤獨。嗚嗚……不過,，老頭子也可以將就的喲,！"},{"id":"29304462069300881","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳只能聽見這聲音，卻見不到這野鬼,，他不知道這個野鬼由于在孤獨中過于恐懼擔憂,，它只剩下了聲音存在了，其他的全都已經(jīng)找不到了,。"},{"id":"29304474685012523","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哦,，我已經(jīng)死了?！恍?，我得趕緊去找那兩個穿黑白衣服的，哦,，他們就是黑白無常,。"},{"id":"29304479771473008","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳話音剛落，立即往回趕,。"},{"id":"29304486500431210","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"野鬼兄弟啊,，再見啊，我有事先走了,，改天再來看你,。"},{"id":"29304494804332141","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"別走啊，別走啊,，咱們不做別的,，下下象棋也是很好的嘛。別走啊……"},{"id":"29304504471497608","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29304408912386771","content":"哦哦~啊啊~咿呀~吼~咕咕~……"},{"id":"29304508764927828","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"野鬼發(fā)出凄厲的叫聲"},{"id":"29304542879399947","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳跑地更快了,。其實這個野鬼也可以跟著老吳一起走,，但是它的聲音也消失了，它跟老吳的對話是它最后的聲音,，它徹底沒了,，哪怕是個鬼也沒有了,，它消失了，不再在地上或者地下的世界存在,。"},{"id":"29304555227078660","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"一會兒,，黑白無常看到跑了回來的老吳,，二位無常很高興,，就像看到一個小丑那么高興。"},{"id":"29304562461337037","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"唉~你看,，回來了,，這老吳，還算識相啊,。哈哈哈哈,。"},{"id":"29304566488401457","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哈哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"29304572948255138","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常看見狼狽的老吳,，也忍不住地笑了,。"},{"id":"29304577764227668","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"你笑什么？"},{"id":"29307167081583076","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"我笑人類??！"},{"id":"29307170038153123","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"哦，這樣啊,，哈哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"29307181311316385","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"此刻,，老吳正在氣喘吁吁地走過來，他熱情地就像一條老狗一樣去跟兩個無常握手,。"},{"id":"29307190171082549","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嘿嘿,，二位，二位,，真不好意思,，你們就是傳說中的黑白無常吧。?。抗?。"},{"id":"29307195292125961","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"我去,，你才知道啊,！我真是服了,！"},{"id":"29307207625287644","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"老弟我有眼無珠，有眼不識泰山,。嘿嘿,，嘿嘿……"},{"id":"29307211648535039","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳以笑來緩解尷尬的局面,。"},{"id":"29307221599567880","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"你哪是有眼無珠，你簡直就是瞎啊,。"},{"id":"29307234741348570","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我瞎,，我瞎……唉？二位,，你們能不能給我指條路讓我回家,，讓我看看我的孫子去，好處少不了你們的,，嘿嘿,，嘿嘿……"},{"id":"29307242241396523","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳以笑聲來緩解場面的尷尬。"},{"id":"29307264257382606","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"你想什么呢,？想什么呢,？自古以來，命由天定,，活多活少都看各人的造化,。可是這生死簿上只要判官劃了一道,，誰也就都不能躲開的,，老小子。"},{"id":"29307279577312820","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"是啊,，老吳頭,，雖說你祖上吳承恩啊寫了孫猴子改了生死簿，可是你見過哪只猴子是不用死的,，哼哼,，小說可不要當真啊,！"},{"id":"29307294864197750","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"唉,，可是……我還留戀凡塵，我還想見見我的孫子呢,！這可怎么辦,？到底是誰規(guī)定人必須要死的，真是太壞了,，嗚嗚嗚……嗚嗚嗚……"},{"id":"29307325750989475","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哎喲,，吳老伯啊，你不要太難過啦,，別說你了,，這世間萬物沒有能逃出六道輪回的，你要是想孫子，你看,！"},{"id":"29307351781117153","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說著,，白無常使用了一招“通地眼”，這種招式可以看到人間的狀況,，而且還可以隨著使用者的心意去看任何想看的地方"},{"id":"29307375660715413","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"只見,，在一間酒店，老吳的葬宴正在舉行,，正中間擺著老吳的照片,，旁邊幾朵鮮花，主持人在說著一些客套的話,，親友們在吃吃喝喝,，哭的哭，笑的笑,，幾個老友在談?wù)撝?},{"id":"29307382098842863","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"唉,，這老吳說走就走啊，真是的,，太神奇了,！"},{"id":"29307398498420757","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"誰說不是呢，那天還一塊兒喝酒呢,！今天,，老吳不能喝了，來,，哥幾個,，咱們一起喝。啊,，舉杯邀明月,，對影成三人！"},{"id":"29307410026886532","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"要不咱們不要喝了吧,，這酒喝多了沒有好處,，你看這老吳都成照片了哦！真是太神奇了,！"},{"id":"29307423713522093","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"2924489811249824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是這么一回事啊,，想我雖然沒有那個命去上天堂,，可是，來是也應(yīng)該有個好命運,，因為我覺得我還算是個好人,。不過，我竟然六十歲就死了,，我不是很服氣的,，我要跟閻王說道說道。"}],"sentencecount":74}