{"body":[{"id":"29465697554509021","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老人家，我給的時候給了大概兩千萬吧，嗨，這個混蛋，前兩天我聽說有人給了五百萬就行了,！不過，你最好按照我這個標(biāo)準(zhǔn)來啊,！"},{"id":"29465709635099065","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哈，我數(shù)了一下,，我兒子給我燒了兩億?。蓛|哦,！太棒了,！"},{"id":"29465789905263222","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"瘋狂地被摧毀,，才發(fā)現(xiàn)，才發(fā)現(xiàn)我的夢在堅強,，在堅強的堡壘,！啊，我先唱一句歌,！然后,，我表示一種感嘆，啊,，兩億,！"},{"id":"29465799283586861","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"對呀，對呀,！嘿嘿,！"},{"id":"29465803312005439","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老人家，來,，我來給你捶捶背,！"},{"id":"29465814318986889","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"我來給你捏捏腿！這一路上,，你肯定特別的類,！哈哈，現(xiàn)在是不是覺得消散了你的疲憊,！"},{"id":"29465826400109083","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"小伙子不懷好心地幫他捶背,，啞巴也笑嘻嘻地走過來幫著老吳捶腿、捏背等"},{"id":"29465840375084197","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"不懷好心,！獻(xiàn)殷勤,，我知道我有幾分姿色，你們有什么需求就趕緊地提出來,，畢竟過兩天我就投胎了,，再想有什么出格的想法都沒有機會了！"},{"id":"29465844655429826","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"先容我自言自語一會兒"},{"id":"29465852992506921","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"哦,！我愛你,，姑娘！你在何方,！你是不是吃了飯,，吃了幾碗，希望你健康"},{"id":"29465859167147587","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"好的,，我的自言自語結(jié)束了,！現(xiàn)在我跟你說正事！"},{"id":"29467068720103863","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老頭你有所不知啊，這黃泉路上,，如果給孟婆三千萬就可以免除喝孟婆湯了,！可以不忘今生！給輪回官五千萬就可以投個好胎,！"},{"id":"29467117580942539","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"今生,！額，我看,，還是忘了比較好吧,！"},{"id":"29467132362020723","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"是啊是啊，世上的事情就要記不得就不會痛苦了,！忘了好,，忘了好，哈哈哈,，又升了孟婆那的三千萬！"},{"id":"29467138235703613","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"你到底想要說什么,？"},{"id":"29467201324798482","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"您看,，您有兩億，給拔舌官兩千萬,！輪回官五千萬,，還剩下多少？讓我來告訴你,，還剩下一億三千萬,，我和啞巴和您一樣要忘了今生的，可是誰都想有個好的來生不是嗎,？不是嗎,？誰又滿意他的今生呢？又有多少人對他的人生全部滿意呢,？這樣行嗎,？您分給我們一人五千萬，還剩下三千萬您可以在黃泉路上買零食吃,！"},{"id":"29467236762089817","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"反正死人的錢投了胎也用不到,！我說一個題外話，你看咱們這個牢房,，我想起活著的時候住的一間出租屋了,，你注意到了嗎？只要你把門打開,，那么如果有個人路過的話,，那么他們就會往你的屋子里瞅一瞅，然后在他們的心里留下他們的評價,，但是當(dāng)他們評價好或壞的時候,，他們也的確犯了窺探的罪了不是,？"},{"id":"29467244547247149","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"當(dāng)然你亦可以說這是因為我有暴露的欲望，得了吧,！那么,，你到底愿不愿意分一些錢給我呢？"},{"id":"29467254497074190","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"小伙子啊,，這錢嘛,，別說是這冥幣了，就算是真錢,，我也未必會放在眼里,。不過……"},{"id":"29467257181669503","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"不過什么呀，您說,！"},{"id":"29467288305892619","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"不過,，明天萬一拔舌官要的不止兩千萬，我要是帶少了,，那我可就要受罪了,！我要是帶多了，那么要等到那個輪回官萬一再不夠,，那對我還是不利的呀,！這樣，明天你給我看著錢,，要是我沒有被拔舌頭,，我就給你。"},{"id":"29467293122660283","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我是說萬一帶多了,，人家拔舌官再都給我要完了,！"},{"id":"29467325891957872","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老吳，你放心吧,，如果不夠的話,，那么我就幫你打點那兩位無常，讓他們再給你通融一下,，這些都是很好說的?。?},{"id":"29467330454512409","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"好,，那咱們說好了?。?},{"id":"29467340909068634","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"三個人相視而笑,，他們對著明天有著美好的希望,，對于來生有著十足的信心~"},{"id":"29467357569254540","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"第二天，黑白無常將老吳帶到了拔舌頭的地方，老吳被綁了起來,，可是老吳不斷地沖著拔舌官眨眼睛,、咳嗽！拔舌官心領(lǐng)神會,！"},{"id":"29467361848026138","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"老吳,， 你怎么了？"},{"id":"29467371781104233","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"兩位無常啊,，就我的經(jīng)驗而言,，這個老吳應(yīng)該是得了重型感冒！我看,，你們還是先出去吧,！"},{"id":"29467374214024983","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"省的被傳染！"},{"id":"29467377956823579","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"拔舌官補充地說道,！"},{"id":"29468125007745910","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無常一聽拔舌官這么說,，連忙拿出了倆口罩"},{"id":"29468127693172442","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"這不就行了！@拔舌官"},{"id":"29468134958551961","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"拔舌官的臉上明顯出現(xiàn)了厭惡"},{"id":"29468176301844280","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"拔舌官啊,，你就不要客氣了,，都是自家兄弟嘛！是的,，我們知道你平時銷售舌頭，然后依靠提成可以每個月月入上萬,！可是,，我告訴你吧，我并不喜歡,，那又怎么樣呢,？我現(xiàn)在喜歡的職業(yè)就是運送人的靈魂，并且可以得知他們的一生,，我覺得這件事情有意思極了,！我記得你曾經(jīng)也說過嘛！"},{"id":"29468194808843235","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"一顆竹子最初只長了三厘米,！用了一年的時間,，可是他在接下來的幾年，每年以十五米的速度生長,，最終長成了一萬米,！你說過的！"},{"id":"29468197778791266","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"??！"},{"id":"29468228920715001","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"拔舌官啊，你就不要客氣了！我們要是走了,，那么,，就沒有人幫助你撬開老吳的嘴巴，這樣的話,，你還怎么拔舌頭呢,？萬一被他咬著了，你還要打狂犬疫苗的,，我知道你們這些住在地府政治中心的人都比較注重個人的衛(wèi)生,！可是你千萬不要搞錯了，如果沒有我們這些從外地來的人,，你們這么小的地方,，這么點兒人怎么"},{"id":"29468241521884202","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"可能將地府建設(shè)的這么繁華呢？你不要搞錯了,！你沒有注意到一件事情嗎,？我們顯得更加地職業(yè)化，像那么一回事情,。而你呢,！"},{"id":"29468262194215140","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"行了，不要給我遞煙了,！呵,，這么優(yōu)秀的文化，怎么在當(dāng)著人的面的時候就沒有那么值得稱贊呢,？"},{"id":"29468275617678684","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳以懺悔般的語氣說著他的話,，他的話聽的人都會流出眼淚的，流出一大堆的眼淚,！"},{"id":"29468292782538674","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"二位無常,，你們不用擔(dān)心。我自知我罪孽深重,，而對于一個罪孽深重的人來說,，受懲罰對我來說就是一種救贖！我樂意接受最令人感到疼痛的拔舌頭,！"},{"id":"29468338974339569","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說完,，老吳把舌頭伸了出來，就好像一個被砍頭的人把頭伸進(jìn)鍘刀那樣的堅定"},{"id":"29468356155945508","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"嘿嘿,，嘿嘿,，嘿嘿，嘿嘿"},{"id":"29468358823924911","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"拔舌官笑著"},{"id":"29468367431293163","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"而白無常這個多愁善感的鬼差,，他已經(jīng)留出了眼淚了,，多么地情緒化,！"},{"id":"29468385418438923","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"這個人自知有罪，啊,，有多少人不知道自己有罪啊,，連承認(rèn)也不承認(rèn)的人啊,！可是,，老吳呢！他竟然承認(rèn)呢,！看來人間還是很正能量的嘛,！我愛老吳。"},{"id":"29468442316054916","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說罷,，黑白無常感動地哭哭啼啼離開了拔舌間,，緊接著，一聲殺豬般的嚎叫從里面?zhèn)鱽?。一條血淋淋的舌頭被丟出了門外,，二位無常一看，那個淚水就更加地流了,！"},{"id":"29468445268983344","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"哦,！偉人！偉人,！"},{"id":"29468449027878856","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哦,！萬歲！萬歲,！這樣的人應(yīng)該永生,！"},{"id":"29468456259523619","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"牢房內(nèi)的小伙子也顯然聽到了那聲慘叫！有些詫異,！"},{"id":"29468458424021502","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"啊,？不會吧"},{"id":"29468472904092349","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"不一會兒,，黑白無常將老吳押來，只見老吳面容憔悴,！雙手捂著嘴巴,！眼神里透露著悲傷！"},{"id":"29468474799808298","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"進(jìn)去,！"},{"id":"29468493307804828","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳被狠狠推進(jìn)了牢里,，兩位無常的神情完全不像之前在拔舌官那里那樣感動，也許他們懂得工作和私人感情是要分開的,！"},{"id":"29468718513935646","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"小伙走進(jìn)老吳,，心疼極了,。他也很歉疚。"},{"id":"29468752876533616","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老吳,，在這種緊要的關(guān)頭,，我依然還是想跟您說一句題外話。您知道嗎,？在我生前,，有人用金錢來誘惑我，許諾給我許多東西,！他們非要要我去買奔馳,，可是我就是喜歡別克，那種藍(lán)色的別克商務(wù)車型,，一直都讓我覺得很好看,！我就愛！他們不懂,！以為我買不起呢,！就像給我一份一萬元一個月的工作，我并不喜歡,，"},{"id":"29468759319725498","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"一萬,！你倒是給我開個五六萬的，以為那又多么了不起,！"},{"id":"29468786182605772","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"好了,，我的題外話說完了。我要跟您說抱歉,。您知道我為什么要跟您說題外話,，那是因為我想讓您的情緒有一點轉(zhuǎn)移，這樣您就不會太過于責(zé)怪我,。您知道的,，這個事情出現(xiàn)的很突然，我完全沒有想到你真的會被拔舌頭,！要知道,，這種買賣可是他們的額外收入啊，無論多少,，當(dāng)然也不能過少,，可是有總比沒有好吧！"},{"id":"29468797458081503","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"可是,，我沒想到你真的被拔舌頭,！一定很痛苦！不過,，沒事的,，反正咱們馬上就要投胎了,，我們的人生就要改變了，你不要太難過,，也不要怪我了"},{"id":"29469755761940987","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"你之前是在做銷售嗎,？"},{"id":"29469758463281381","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"月薪一萬一月是嗎？"},{"id":"29469762743475008","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"我先是在一個廠子做的事,！"},{"id":"29469782893912037","sort":"63488","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哇喲,！從一個廠子里打掃五千平方米廠房、月入只有一千三的打工小弟,，到最后成了一個月入一萬的高級銷售,！你丫真厲害！"},{"id":"29469786083293837","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"太勵志了,！燃爆了,！"},{"id":"29469815899817527","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"哎呀，你都不知道有多少人因為跟我比較而搞得他們的人生走進(jìn)了悲劇,，他們就像看起來比我強一些鋌而走險,，不惜給人舔甲溝炎里頭的膿水，就是為了見到我的時候看起來比我好,。太悲劇了,！不過，你聽誰說的,，你真是會扯犢子,！啊,！等會兒,，你會說話！"},{"id":"29469823416055904","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"怎么一回事,？"},{"id":"29469847830625985","sort":"67584","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哈哈哈,，是這樣的。我啊,，照你說的,，給了拔舌官兩千萬，他就想了個辦法,，把一只狗給殺了,！還叫我大聲叫,，那只狗真是慘,，先是被他用大棒子敲死，又剪掉了舌頭扔了出去,！??！太慘了！"},{"id":"29469852394411685","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"那,，錢,？我們能分嗎？"},{"id":"29469857779500229","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哈哈哈,，哪能不分?。∫蝗宋迩f,，去吧,！"},{"id":"29469867444195849","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說著，二人趕忙跑去分錢"},{"id":"29469876286954854","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"快走,！磨磨蹭蹭的,！"},{"id":"29469892127201679","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"就在他們分錢，老吳高興得捋舌頭的時候,，黑無常的聲音從外頭傳來,，三人都很好奇！"},{"id":"29469895095957833","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"老太婆,！快點,，別耍滑頭,！"}],"sentencecount":73}