{"body":[{"id":"40685370026754048","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"在那山洞里,，我害怕極了！因為那些妖怪正討論怎么烹飪我,！"},{"id":"40685639552729088","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"那太糟糕了,！沒想到，堂堂的孫悟空,、竟然也有當食物的一天,！"},{"id":"40685639552729089","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當時，我叫天天不應,，叫地地不靈,！我就不明白！我就是出去旅游一趟,，怎就落到這種田地,？！"},{"id":"40685639552729090","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……那倒是,！我想,，像雞鴨一樣待宰，那滋味肯定不好受？"},{"id":"40685732968267776","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒錯,！我當時,，我充滿了恐懼、煩惱,、絕望……感覺它們都是無形的刑具,，我的精神、實在是傷痕累累而苦不堪言,！"},{"id":"40685860458332160","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"那后來呢,？你不會真的進入蒸屜吧！"},{"id":"40685887301877760","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒有,！我看到了觀音姐姐,！"},{"id":"40685887301877761","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"哦！那她長啥樣??！我挺好奇的！"},{"id":"40686199760748544","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"絕對的美人,！她五官比例十分精準,，像芭比娃娃的臉！看著,，就讓人歡喜,！"},{"id":"40686199760748545","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啊,？這……這也太讓挺意外了,！"},{"id":"40686199760748546","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"所以我愣了一下。然后,，我連忙大呼了：“菩薩,！救命！”但見,，她笑了,！她說：“你這潑猴！也有哭著喊救命的時候,？感覺這齊天大圣的招牌算是砸了,！還砸得我腳好痛！”"},{"id":"40686258833326080","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"是??！我的腳也好痛！不行,！我得看看,，是否紅腫淤青,！"},{"id":"40686258833326081","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"耶！別拿我當火鍋――是大涮特涮,！"},{"id":"40686309819285504","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"這樣不好嗎,？你也可以嘗到啊,！多歡樂?。?},{"id":"40686309819285505","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"呵,！我不需要,！"},{"id":"40686365922295808","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"好了！我不逗你,，就是了,！那后來呢？觀音姐姐直接救你嗎,？"},{"id":"40686617731530752","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"不,！我當時，我連忙說：“不,！我不是孫悟空,！觀音姐姐！您能知過去,、現(xiàn)在,、未來……當知這其中的緣由,！請送我回原來的世界,！”"},{"id":"40686617731530753","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"她拒絕了你的請求嗎？,！"},{"id":"40686617731530754","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是?。∥矣浀?，當時,，她說：“sory！我不能逆天而行,！”"},{"id":"40686617731530755","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啥,？觀音姐姐，她還會外語,？,！"},{"id":"40686617731530756","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是啊,！我當時,，我就驚呆了,！她解釋道：“這普度眾生，不能不會,！畢竟這個世界有兩百多個國家,！”"},{"id":"40686617731530757","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……敢情觀音姐姐才是最牛掰的語言專家啊,！"},{"id":"40686717035872256","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是?。〉@不是當時,，我關(guān)心的問題,！"},{"id":"40686717035872257","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"嗯！我明白,！我想,，你當時，你最關(guān)心的是為什么會穿越,？,！"},{"id":"40686717035872258","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"她居然告訴我：“南無觀世音菩薩！這天機不可泄露,！”"},{"id":"40687050986356736","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"?。‘敃r,，你豈不是很無語,？"},{"id":"40687050986356737","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我？我是急得想打人,！但是我忍住了,！畢竟只有她能救我！所以我只發(fā)了一句牢騷,！"},{"id":"40687050986356738","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"哦,！什么？"},{"id":"40687050986356739","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我記得,，我對她說：“這穿越就穿越了,！怎么還到孫悟空的身體里？,！那我現(xiàn)在到底算什么,？”"},{"id":"40687050986356740","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"咦！那……那你當時,，你到底是什么,？！"},{"id":"40687050986356741","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"觀音姐姐她當時,，她跟我說：“你現(xiàn)在是孫悟空的靈魂,！”你說悲不悲催,？！"},{"id":"40687050986356742","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??！這……這真是雷得我是外焦里嫩啊,！"},{"id":"40687050986356743","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是?。∥耶敃r,，我都覺得我能聞到肉香了,！"},{"id":"40687162655506432","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……我腦補一下，我想那表情一定非常有趣,！"},{"id":"40687162655506433","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"我記得,，當時，觀眾姐姐都忍不住笑了,！然后,，她說：“我有一個好消息！”我一聽,，我就精神了,！我連忙問道：“什么？請您快點說,！”“只要你助唐僧取經(jīng)成功,！你就可以回去了！”"},{"id":"40687236206821376","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"這……這不能算好消息吧,！"},{"id":"40687236206821377","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當時,，我就是這么想的！所以我說：“觀音姐姐,！您這不是讓我去當點心嗎,？這一路妖魔鬼怪那么多,，而我又不懂法術(shù)?。　?},{"id":"40687236206821378","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"是??！那當時，觀音姐姐她怎么回答你,？"},{"id":"40687285045297152","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"她,？她當時，她對我說：“無妨,！無妨,！我這就把孫悟空當年學法術(shù)的記憶給你,！”“哦！這樣我是不是,，就會七十二變了,？！”"},{"id":"40687424094863360","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"??！法術(shù)還可以這樣速成？這……這質(zhì)量有保證嗎,？,！"},{"id":"40687424094863361","sort":"40960","type":1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