"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy the tickets: one to get in and one to get out."

兩張票

“我丈夫長(zhǎng)得特別丑,，每次他去動(dòng)物園都不得不買(mǎi)兩張票：一張是進(jìn)動(dòng)物園的,，另一張是出動(dòng)物園的,?！?..