{"body":[{"id":"41349137911775232","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"喲呵,，小子,。你的反應(yīng)讓我刮目相看呀,。"},{"id":"41349137911775233","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哼,，哼哼,。"},{"id":"41349137911775234","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"不然還能怎樣,？"},{"id":"41349137911775235","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"認(rèn)命是我們宅男的優(yōu)點(diǎn),。"},{"id":"41349137911775236","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"嘿,，小子,。你這生活態(tài)度，真不咋地,。"},{"id":"41349137911775237","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"也是哈,。不然也不會被系統(tǒng)當(dāng)成負(fù)能量給吸進(jìn)來。"},{"id":"41349137911775238","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"別光說我,！你不也是被吸進(jìn)來的嗎,？"},{"id":"41349137911775239","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"咱倆半斤八兩！"},{"id":"41349137911775240","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我跟你可不一樣,！"},{"id":"41349137911775241","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"有什么不一樣,？反正都出不去！"},{"id":"41349137911775242","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"咳咳,。講正經(jīng)的,。最近系統(tǒng)負(fù)能量嚴(yán)重缺乏,。年輕人想想辦法吧。"},{"id":"41349137911775243","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"切,，講不過我就談工作轉(zhuǎn)移話題,。"},{"id":"41349137911775244","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"你們這個系統(tǒng)在現(xiàn)實(shí)世界是以什么形式存在的？"},{"id":"41349137911775245","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我們有自己的APP,。"},{"id":"41349137911775246","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"叫：不開心消消哭,。"},{"id":"41349137911775247","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哦！原來如此,。我一不開心就玩這款游戲,，然后心情就會變好。"},{"id":"41349137911775248","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"但是,，就在我被吸進(jìn)系統(tǒng)那天,，也不知道為什么，越玩越不開心,，結(jié)果自己就來這里了,。"},{"id":"41349137911775249","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"暗自嘀咕：那天運(yùn)維象象生產(chǎn)去了，APP出現(xiàn)bug,。所以你才會被吸進(jìn)來的,，倒霉蛋！"},{"id":"41349137911775250","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"最近為什么會負(fù)能量缺乏,？"},{"id":"41349137911775251","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"是因?yàn)槿祟惍a(chǎn)生的負(fù)能量少了,？"},{"id":"41349137911775252","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"唉。我們在人間的帶鹽人跑路啦,。APP推廣不到位,，玩家也就少啦。"},{"id":"41349137911775253","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哦,，原來如此,。"},{"id":"41349137911775254","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"眼睛咕嚕的轉(zhuǎn)：那我做你們?nèi)碎g的帶鹽人，如何,？"},{"id":"41349137911775255","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"心中嘀咕：還能跑路,，嘿嘿嘿。"},{"id":"41349137911775256","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"沉思狀：也可以,，不過你就別想著跑了,。"},{"id":"41349137911775257","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"吸取教訓(xùn)，我們已經(jīng)在你身上裝了定位系統(tǒng),。"},{"id":"41349137911775258","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"除非你死了,。"},{"id":"41349137911775259","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"上下打量自己：定位系統(tǒng)？唬我呢吧？"},{"id":"41349137911775260","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"你穿的這件衣服,，就是我們旺旺最新研究出來的定位緊身衣,。"},{"id":"41349137911775261","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"需要充電嗎？"},{"id":"41349137911775262","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"不需要,。"},{"id":"41349137911775263","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那怎么定位,？"},{"id":"41349137911775264","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"高科技，你不懂,。"},{"id":"41349137911775265","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我脫了不就得了,。"},{"id":"41349137911775266","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"脫不下來哦,。"},{"id":"41349137911775267","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我怎么洗澡,？"},{"id":"41349137911775268","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"你們宅男洗澡嗎？"},{"id":"41349137911775269","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"也對,。"},{"id":"41349137911775270","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我上廁所怎么辦,？"},{"id":"41349137911775271","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"高科技，隨便拉,，隨便撒,，不臟不臭，自帶清潔系統(tǒng),。還可以根據(jù)心情變換外觀,，顏色！"},{"id":"41349137911775272","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哎喲我擦,，這么神奇嗎,？"},{"id":"41349137911775273","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那以后豈不是省了買衣服錢了？"},{"id":"41349137911775274","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"這孩子腦筋確實(shí)缺根筋,。用來控制他的東西,，竟然也被當(dāng)成寶貝。"},{"id":"41349137911775275","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"工資怎么算,？"},{"id":"41349137911775276","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"什么工資,？"},{"id":"41349137911775277","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"就工資啊,！我不可能給你白干吧,？"},{"id":"41349137911775278","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"當(dāng)然是白干！要不你別回去了,。"},{"id":"41349137911775279","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"你不說我死了嗎,？真的還能回去？"},{"id":"41349137911775280","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"那是自然,。這都小事兒,。你就想著怎么推廣我們的軟件吧。"},{"id":"41349137911775281","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"給推廣費(fèi)嗎？起碼得給個百八十萬的廣告費(fèi)吧,？"},{"id":"41349137911775282","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"給,，個屁！"},{"id":"41349137911775283","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"系統(tǒng)提示：警告一次,！劉呵呵使用敏感詞匯：個屁,！"},{"id":"41349137911775284","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"系統(tǒng)老哥哥，我錯啦,。"},{"id":"41349137911775285","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哼,，沒出息的老東西。"},{"id":"41917739236851712","sort":"55296","type":2,"role":"41325677978817253","content":"41917738968911474"}],"sentencecount":55}