{"body":[{"id":"47303814537019392","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"稟神君,，因這位阿泉姑娘 聽(tīng)了道上一老奶奶的生前傷心事太過(guò)入戲,，傷心悲慟不已在此哭了快半時(shí)辰。小的想著找個(gè)會(huì)教人開(kāi)心的魂來(lái)開(kāi)導(dǎo)開(kāi)導(dǎo)她,，誰(shuí)成想小白誤打誤撞地將您拉了過(guò)來(lái),，著實(shí)太有眼無(wú)珠了些……"},{"id":"47303814537019393","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"哦,？本君笑話不怎么會(huì)講……"},{"id":"47303814537019394","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"如此便打擾神君了，您且忙您的事去,，這件事情小的再想想辦法,。"},{"id":"47303814537019395","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗚嗚嗚嗚……嗝……"},{"id":"47303814537019396","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"阿泉姑娘,，你看看腳下，一堆的淚水,，停一停吧,！"},{"id":"47303814537019397","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"本君隨不會(huì)講笑話，卻有一招百用百靈的妙招可以解決所有事情的困擾,。黑無(wú)常,，可愿一試？"},{"id":"47303814537019398","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"小的但聽(tīng)神君吩咐,！"},{"id":"47303814537019399","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"黑無(wú)常以為神職大修為高的神仙,，出的法子定是完美無(wú)暇的……"},{"id":"47303814537019400","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"實(shí)際上，他錯(cuò)了,。越是高位的人,，越是會(huì)出一些奇葩怪異的事情來(lái)。"},{"id":"47303814537019401","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"阿泉姑娘,？"},{"id":"47303814537019402","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗝……誰(shuí)在叫我,，沒(méi)見(jiàn)我哭得死去活來(lái)肝腸寸斷撕心裂肺么……"},{"id":"47303814537019403","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"本君就是來(lái)救你于水火的，我長(zhǎng)的可一點(diǎn)也不像壞人,。"},{"id":"47303814537019404","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗚嗚嗚嗚,，真……"},{"id":"47303814537019405","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"“噗”一聲，神凰手一揚(yáng)阿泉瞬間失去所有力量整個(gè)人軟軟倒在黃沙里去,。"},{"id":"47303814537019406","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君,！你這是？"},{"id":"47303814537019407","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"讓這位阿泉姑娘好好睡一覺(jué),，醒來(lái)便好了,。"},{"id":"47303814537019408","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"嗯，這便是本君面對(duì)女子哭泣百試不爽的絕對(duì)招式,。今日傳授于你們二人,，不用客氣。"},{"id":"47303814537019409","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"這……小人……"},{"id":"47303814537019410","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"謝過(guò)神君,。"},{"id":"47303814537019411","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"小白,，將阿泉姑娘抬回閻王殿去，一個(gè)姑娘家不能睡在黃沙漫天的大道旁,。"},{"id":"47303814537019412","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"哦……好的,，黑哥哥！"},{"id":"47303814537019413","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"不要叫我黑哥哥,！"},{"id":"47303814537019414","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"那要叫你什么,？小黑哥哥？無(wú)常哥哥？我們二人同為無(wú)常,，同進(jìn)同出親密無(wú)間,。不然我喚你情哥哥？見(jiàn)凡間那些整日膩一起的都是這么喚對(duì)方的,！"},{"id":"47303814537019415","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"誰(shuí)跟你親密無(wú)間！,？你個(gè)傻叉智障?。∧氵@樣別人會(huì)誤會(huì)的,！老子將來(lái)還想找個(gè)女鬼好好過(guò)日子的,，你這是要亂了我的名聲啊,！"},{"id":"47303814537019416","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"嗯,，本君聽(tīng)著似乎是這位白無(wú)常想同你黑無(wú)常發(fā)展些什么。"},{"id":"47303814537019417","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"呼,！"},{"id":"47303814537019418","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君誤會(huì)了,，我同這臭小子只是普通的同事關(guān)系啊,！我絕沒(méi)有那斷袖的想法啊……"},{"id":"47304034654093312","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"哦,？本君信又如何，不信亦如何,？你做好自己便是,。"},{"id":"47304034654093313","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"往后若有勾到一位名喚“菡萏”的姑娘告知我，定當(dāng)重謝,。"},{"id":"47304034654093314","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君之托,，小人莫敢不從，必定謹(jǐn)記在心,。"},{"id":"47304034654093315","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"小人,，小人也是！"},{"id":"47304034654093316","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"方才睡過(guò)去的阿泉悠悠轉(zhuǎn)醒,，她坐起來(lái)呆呆地看著二鬼一神,。"},{"id":"47304034654093317","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"你們，在說(shuō)什么,？"},{"id":"47304034654093318","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"咦,？！阿泉姑娘,，你醒了,？"},{"id":"47304034654093319","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"怎么了嗎？"},{"id":"47304034654093320","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"方才你哭得稀里嘩啦死去活來(lái)……"},{"id":"47304034654093321","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"然后就，就突然暈倒了,，我們正在商量如何將你妥善安置,。"},{"id":"47304034654093322","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哦，如此啊,。"},{"id":"47304034654093323","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"我醒啦,，你們可以回去了，我還要繼續(xù)在這道邊聽(tīng)來(lái)地府的鬼魂講生前的故事,。"},{"id":"47304034654093324","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"你,，為何醒了？"},{"id":"47304034654093325","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"困了睡,，想醒便醒了呀,。"},{"id":"47304034654093326","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"你是？"},{"id":"47304034654093327","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"我是天上的神仙,，神凰,。"},{"id":"47304034654093328","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哇！神仙,，你真的是神仙嗎,？那種沒(méi)事在天上飛來(lái)飛去的神仙嗎？"},{"id":"47304034654093329","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"神仙有些也很忙的,，并非你說(shuō)的沒(méi)事,。"},{"id":"47304034654093330","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哦？那你來(lái)地府做什么事,？"},{"id":"47304034654093331","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"尋人,，我來(lái)尋一位名喚做“菡萏”的姑娘。"}],"sentencecount":47}